The Rhyming Game

My new thing has been coming up with rhymes to use as a communication tool in dating/relationships. Maybe I'll put them together into a nice little pocket book. Examples include:

If you're gonna lie, I'm gonna fly. (As in, on a plane to visit my sister.)

If you act like an ass, I'll have to pass. (Nice one, Em!)

Do things my way or there will be hell to pay.

Um...I know I have some more to share, but I've lost them. Plus, I feel like I should stick with the PG/PG-13 ones on the blog. If you think of a sweet rhyme, send it my way and I'll add it. I might even give you credit for it. Stay tuned!

*New Additions*

Look down my shirt and you're gonna get hurt. (Another one that's not mine. Thanks, M. Slick!)

Mess with my head, soon you'll be dead. (Monica)

If you break my trust, a kick in the balls is a must. (Mols)

If you only want sex you should get back in line for your ex. (Dave)

If you are still married, this could get hairy. (A bit of a stretch but still another good one by Monica.)

Quit using your phone and leave me alone. You're making me groan! (Chris)

If I don't like your friends, the relationship ends. (Raven)

If you don't give me free time, wedding bells won't chime. (Chris)

Yes, an oxygen mask means you're too old to ask. (Dave)

Don't flatter yourself, its as big as an elf's. (This one kills me! Monica again.)

If you only want to get laid, this relationship is gonna fade. (Chris)

Do what you say you're gonna do, or I'll make life ugly for you. (Mols)

I'm glad that you're near, but my eyes are up here. (Marcel)

I don't mean to diss but you kiss like piss. (Chris)

Alexander (if you know your own "Alexander the Great," add his/her name here), I hate to berate, but you aren't really that great. (Dave)

If you break my heart, you'll get a dart to a certain body part. (Chris)

If you want more than a peck, please pick up the check. (Raven)

Lindsay suggests just plunking Paul Simon's "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" in here, but I explained that my kind of rhymes are about kicking people in the balls and such.