Ladies and Gentlemen...

The commercialization of Jesus at its finest. This is at the Christian baptism site at the Jordan River, and, yes, it costs you nine buck to be baptized in a rented robe. I’m sure if Jesus thought about how things would be in the future this is exactly how he would have wanted it. Baptism for a buck. Or nine.

But, you can all relax now knowing I filled up a couple of bottles of river water for my mom. Yes, I was the crazy lady dipping her plastic bottles in with the catfish. Good times.